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Stupid signs
Signal humor, both advertent and in-.

 

Virginia.
You know they have these things alarmed?
They think differently about tobacco in Virginia.
Also Virginia. I was grateful to have brought a compass.
A speedometer wouldn't have done me a lot of good, though. Virginia still.
Kentucky.
I never did figure out what this company carries in its trucks.
"One-stop" becomes "last-stop" shopping in Kentucky
Illinois. A whole new meaning for the
term "animal husbandry".
You may have a friend in Pennsylvania, but not in Missouri
Kansas.
Oddly enough, the Prairie Chicken Egg Capitol is hundreds of miles away.
Idaho.
Named for a person, not an animal. I'm not sure if that's better or worse.
Idaho. This was the only restaurant in the state that didn't feature potatoes.
Mmmm! Piney-fresh annelids!
Wyoming.
Yellowstone National Park. Rules courtesy of your federal government.
Oregon.
I'd have been shut out of breakfast if not for my bike shoes.

 

Finally. I had to wait until the last day to stumble on this one, which I decided
is a bit too disgusting to spring on you without fair warning.

 

 

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