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You know they have these things alarmed?
|They think differently about tobacco in Virginia.|
|Also Virginia. I was grateful to have brought a compass.|
|A speedometer wouldn't have done me a lot of good, though. Virginia still.|
I never did figure out what this company carries in its trucks.
|"One-stop" becomes "last-stop" shopping in Kentucky|
|Illinois. A whole new meaning for the
term "animal husbandry".
|You may have a friend in Pennsylvania, but not in Missouri|
Oddly enough, the Prairie Chicken Egg Capitol is hundreds of miles away.
Named for a person, not an animal. I'm not sure if that's better or worse.
|Idaho. This was the only restaurant in the state that didn't feature potatoes.|
|Mmmm! Piney-fresh annelids!
|Yellowstone National Park. Rules courtesy of your federal government.|
I'd have been shut out of breakfast if not for my bike shoes.
Finally. I had to wait until the last day to stumble on
this one, which I decided
is a bit too disgusting to spring on you without fair warning.
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