Stupid signs
Signal humor, both advertent and in-.

Virginia.
You know they have these things alarmed?

They think differently about tobacco in Virginia.

Also Virginia. I was grateful to have brought a compass.

A speedometer wouldn't have done me a lot of good, though. Virginia still.

Kentucky.
I never did figure out what this company carries in its trucks.

"One-stop" becomes "last-stop" shopping in Kentucky

Illinois. A whole new meaning for the
term "animal husbandry".

You may have a friend in Pennsylvania, but not in Missouri

Kansas.
Oddly enough, the Prairie Chicken Egg Capitol is hundreds of miles away.

Idaho.
Named for a person, not an animal. I'm not sure if that's better or worse.

Idaho. This was the only restaurant in the state that didn't feature potatoes.

Mmmm! Piney-fresh annelids!
Wyoming.

Yellowstone National Park. Rules courtesy of your federal government.

Oregon.
I'd have been shut out of breakfast if not for my bike shoes.

Finally. I had to wait until the last day to stumble on this one, which I decided
is a bit too disgusting to spring on you without fair warning.